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About me

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Hey there,

So, you’ve clicked on the “About Me” section – bold move. Let me reward you with some tidbits about who I am, sprinkled with a dash of (mostly) useless trivia.

I’m Jake – a tech-savvy, dance-music-loving, pattern-clashing kind of guy. You’ll often catch me in something bright enough to be spotted from space while vibing to Apple Music or the eclectic beats of gay.fm. Favorite artist? Easy. Christina Aguilera. Favorite guilty pleasure? Ace of Base. You’re judging me right now, aren’t you?

Movies? Sin City is my everything. It’s the one film I can watch on repeat without questioning my life choices. And trust me, that’s saying a lot, because I’m the kind of person who avoids rewatching anything.

Gaming? Oh, I’m on PlayStation… sometimes. But let’s be real – my PC is where it’s at. Trainers? Mods? Anything that lets me enjoy the story without sweating over “Game Over” screens? Sign me up. Life’s stressful enough – gaming shouldn’t be.

But enough about me. What’s your story? Shoot me a message through the contact form. Let’s connect – no trainers required.

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