Google Gemini? More Like OpenAI's Worst Nightmare

Alright folks, brace yourselves, because the AI showdown of the century just got even more explosive. Google, those sneaky masterminds, finally pulled back the curtain on "Gemini Advanced" We're not just talking about some ChatGPT copycat – this is Google, and they came to rumble.

Now, I'm a ride-or-die ChatGPT fan. The sassy banter, the way it reads my mind like a creepy but useful fortune teller... that's been my bread and butter. However, in the name of journalistic integrity (and a healthy dose of masochistic curiosity), I took Google's Gemini out for a spin. The results? Surprisingly intriguing!

ChatGPT: Evolving Before Our Eyes (Thanks to GPT Upgrades)

Before we dive in, let's not forget ChatGPT isn't sitting still in this AI arms race. OpenAI's been rolling out updates with it’s GPT store, each one giving our favorite chatbot a brain boost. We've seen ChatGPT get snappier, generate more creative content, and show improved reasoning. Heck, the next GPT models lurking around the corner are bound to bring even more to the table.

Gemini vs. ChatGPT: AI Feature Face-Off

Let's break this down with a head-to-head comparison to see where each AI shines:

Features ChatGPT Google Gemini
Conversational Style Excellent Decent but formal
Understanding Complex Queries Superb Needs more training
Creativity Impressive Somewhat limited
Coding Assistance Helpful Surprisingly strong
Integration with Web Search Bing Seamless
Perks N/A Google One Included
Price (€/month) €22.99 €21.99

Gemini still feels like it's dressed for a job interview, but hey, sometimes you need your AI to ditch the sarcasm and deliver those facts fast. That web search integration, though? Killer feature. ChatGPT will need to figure something similar out to really take this fight to the next level. Now, I’m not saying ChatGPT doesn’t have search, it does, but it’s Bing, and it’s so lukewarm that I’ve been subscribed to Perplexity only to fill that void in my AI life.

Google Gemini Ultra: ChatGPT Killer or Overhyped Newbie?

Let's not forget about "Ultra 1.0", Google's big bad monster AI unleashed upon the world. This thing claims to crush code, speak tons of languages, and spit out creative content that just might put aspiring novelists out of business. In short, Ultra's out for blood (metaphorically, let's hope).

Ultra also plays nicely with Google Cloud and various development tools, meaning businesses drool at the thought of super-powered customer service chatbots or research assistants that would put PhDs to shame. This whole tech arms race is frankly insane, and the ethical anxieties I feel could fuel a separate 5,000-word rant. We'll leave that for another day.

"Okay Google, Get me Gemini... How Much?"

The good news? Gemini might be easier on your wallet than you think, at least initially. Google has slyly bundled an Advanced Gemini experience with its Google One subscription service. The perks? More storage across Gmail, Photos, etc., which helps if Gemini ends up being a text-generating fiend. Plus, who doesn't want prioritized Google support when your AI companion starts going rogue?

The best part - finally I’m able to play around with the actual Gemini model in the EU without being limited to a way dumber first generation Bard. And to top it all off, I somehow got a two month free trial which instantly made it a fabulous deal. I’ll have to think twice about renewing my ChatGPT subscription, but I will spend these two months really taking it through its paces. One thing I will definitely miss is generating images within my chats. Google Gemini keeps coming back with the oh so annoying “sorry, I can’t do that yet” message. My fingers are crossed this also translates into Apple bundling its rumored AI with the Apple One subscription which I’ve been paying for longer than I dare to admit, so the wait continues.

Final Thoughts: AI Wars 2.0 Is Thrilling and Terrifying

Is Gemini the ultimate ChatGPT killer? Not yet. Google's baby needs more personality training and maybe a crash course in 'internet meme 101'. But don't count it out completely – underestimating Google is a mistake I've made before. Then again, Google’s service graveyard also speaks for itself. I still mourn my all time favourite Google Reader.

The AI revolution is moving at warp speed. ChatGPT's evolution through GPTs, Gemini's Ultra arrival... this is just the beginning. It's thrilling, slightly terrifying, and absolutely fascinating to watch. As for humanity? I just hope the robots remember who showed them kindness at the start of their uprising. Wish me luck.

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